Whoa nelly. For over the top nonsensical non-stop bizarre action, from hand-to-hand to machine gun and grenades combat, with liberal littering of jiggling titties, the low budget Filipino scene can be hard to beat.
|The cardboard sleeve aka. the former face of brain-frying freedom...|
|Fresh off SNL fame, Ackroyd's career takes a bizarre turn...|
|This photo of John Holmes in short-shorts was cropped for decency...|
|This is a family blog, so instead of titties, I give you this.|
This is easily 20 minutes worth of gratuitous nudity. A pre-internet era teenager's dream.
|"I not only star in the film, I'm its biggest fan!"|
|Vast is the sea of dignity lost...|
From here, I don't want to give away too much. Not that I have to worry about it. If you can't figure out that the heroes win, then I'll suggest you've been hidden away from basic story-telling your entire life. However, save for the white guy in the kimono, I have not, as of yet, mentioned that this is in fact a zombie film. I was just as unsurprised as you are. And you may have noticed that above, I did mention an alternate title for this film, Kung Fu Cannibals, but have not as yet mentioned how cannibals fit in. Any guesses?
|Make-up effects provided by Monkees' Mike Nesmith's mom...(look it up)|
|A visual approximation of my joy upon viewing this film...|
|Some promises are better left unkept...|